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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (9 children)

If a man does anything that's not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My friends said it's only gay if our balls touch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is the standard definition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Well there's also keeping your socks on, not making eye contact or saying "no homo" just afterwards too. So I'd say that there's no "standard definition" but many variants.

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