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r/seattle repost: To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles (old.reddit.com)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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  1. I am the one who keeps doing this
  2. This is not because you own a Tesla, but because of who you are as a person and the choices you have made.
  3. Every time you veer out of your way to splash people while we are waiting for the bus, I will do it again.
  4. You are never going to catch me.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not American? Kraft Singles are these:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kraft-Singles-American-Cheese-Slices-16-Ct-Pk/11964619

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's plastic that we've marked as "foodstuf" which in and of itself is insane.

Kraft! It's not food, it's foodstuf!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh please, it's garbage tier food but it is food, not plastic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Holy hyperbole, Batman!

Ok, so i slightly misremembered the terms, it's not foodstuff, it's "pasteurized processed cheese food". Sounds even more appetizing.