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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The world is a wonderful place, and far too wide to need to conform to your pet theory.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have a theory that you're all my pets. So you will conform, or you won't get a treat.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would oppose this theory, but I want treats more.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

You get a cookie

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a theory that you're all my pets.

And I'm living off of grass, and the drippings from my ceiling It's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Good stuff, "my friend says we're like the dinosaurs" would also have been slick

Edit: Yes and

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Post is about fish so it felt appropriate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Indeed and definitely, I liked your reference