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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (11 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (10 children)

I didn't realise you were such a coin-a-sewer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (9 children)

she's built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have made it with a woman. Kif! Inform the crew!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit this blows my mind.

All my life to this point I thought he said "I have made it with a woman, kif. And four of the men."

Implying some sort of bisexual gangbang, which I thought was a bit wild even for Futurama.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

A sexy mistake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That young man fills me with hope. Plus, some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Huh? Leela! Leela. So it's you I've been attracted to. Oh, God, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.

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