this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

With how many "freedom of access" or whatever they call it trips america does through contested waters double dog daring someone, anyone to shoot them, America would 1000% do this in the space age, just to "assert ~~dominance ~~ freedom" because whats better then wasting time and money and taunting war

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't realise you were such a coin-a-sewer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

she's built like a steakhouse but handles like a Bistro!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have made it with a woman. Kif! Inform the crew!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit this blows my mind.

All my life to this point I thought he said "I have made it with a woman, kif. And four of the men."

Implying some sort of bisexual gangbang, which I thought was a bit wild even for Futurama.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

A sexy mistake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That young man fills me with hope. Plus, some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh? Leela! Leela. So it's you I've been attracted to. Oh, God, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

“If we hit that bullseye, all the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”

“In the game of chess, you never let your opponent see your pieces.”

-2025, Donal Trump adding his two cents to Project 2025

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago