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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nor do I, that's why I prefer sexless silence with my partners, just sit there and listen to the forks clink on the plate. I don't need to hear about her stupid day and it's not my job to make her cum goddammit!

(/s ffs. Do you people want romantic partners or roommates?)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

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