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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope Jim hops out a window in despair.

Then one day in the far future, I'll feel like I can visit the US again, solely so I can find his grave and piss a stream of hot, asparagus-scented piss on his headstone.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

gotta respect a bro who loves his asparagus

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Everything else aside. Asparagus are delicious