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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I like the Castlevania explanation for why crosses work on vampires:

"Vampires are basically an evolved predator species, so their eyesight is pretty different to ours. Turns out that if you put a big geometric shape right up close in their field of vision, it confuses the shit out of their brains and, you know, makes them panic."

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is similar to the explanation in Peter Watts absolutely brilliant novel Blindsight. The way vampire's eyes evolved had given them phenomenal eyesight, especially at night, but they go into seizure when trying to process intersecting right angles, a genetic abnormality that wasn't really relevant until humans started building structures and as people built more and more structures, the vampire threat waned, explaining their disappearance as well.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I cannot stress enough how brillant that novel is. Not only has it modern vampires done right, but also AI done right and completely alien aliens done right.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay I wasn't particularly interested until I read this comment. What a combo lmao

[+] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

The plot requires that every person in any position of decision making authority on earth be an absolute pants-shitting moron.

That's not entirely fair. It requires that people became overly reliant on technology to the point where it became an evolutionary trap rather than a material benefit. It's not out of line with the end of "I, Robot" in which super-intelligent computers effectively render human administration obsolete without humans realizing it, because the computers are tasked with optimizing humanity and human decision making just gets in the way. Watts's augmented humans, vampire adjuncts, and AI assistants all end up pursuing their purposes too well. And the alien probe-thing they discover at the edge of the solar system suggests a future end state for humanity as much as a possible first-contact scenario.

The hypothesis he puts forward, between Blindsight and Echo Praxia, is that evolution ultimately favors instinctive response over rational self-determination. Humanity's brief 10,000 year flirtation with consciousness is an accident of evolution that the next epoch of biological change will undo. Human decision making is a feature we developed because we lacked predators to exploit it. As soon as we re-introduced predators to our ecosystem (sociopaths like the main character and his crew, resurrected monsters, unregulated machine intelligence, actual extraterrestrials) we were as done for as the Dodo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I found the first chapter incredibly difficult to get through as well, but once that's past, it reads like a puppy.

It took me a day to get through chapter one. It took me 3 total days to finish the entire book.