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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The mask really gets in the way of eating ass, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Provided the ass isn't made of asbestos you should be fine to remove your mask.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A suppository is used to absorb nutrients or medicine into the body. Which brings me to my question: Can you eat ass with your butt?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately that only produces the Infinity Turd™️ which is still under patent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Marketing really missed an opportunity for "InfiniTurd" on that one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Dude it was on the tip of my ass too, I originally had "Infinite Turd" but I thought give the people what they want, MCU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not without prosthetics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Looks like you’re not familiar with the inside of my mask