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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All the more reason for me to have my shit locked down and not respond to people I don't know.

Like honestly I haven't had a sketchy interaction on social media for years because all my shit is private and I don't use my real name or even a picture of my face anymore.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really wanted to believe your real name is Banana.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

You don't know for sure that it isn't 😏

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Hey Banana, do you want to talk about violent sex crimes that I think you've been thinking about, the ones that I've been thinking you might be thinking about doing? /s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh man, this is Handbanana gold!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat

Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You joke, but you don't know the level of depravity in this lil brain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Amen. Added to that I have an extremely common name (both actually) so even if someone were to find that out, they'd still have to sift my shit from all my doppelgangers'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

How many times have you faked your own death?