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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid (theonion.com)

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White House sources have confirmed the successful execution of 19-year-old college sophomore Evan Dixon late last night by an elite team of special forces.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It hurts how many onion articles lately almost get me. This planet is absolutely fucked.

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