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White House sources have confirmed the successful execution of 19-year-old college sophomore Evan Dixon late last night by an elite team of special forces.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago

Stop publishing plausible shit. Stop giving them ideas.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

I could just unironically show this to my parents and they’d say “good. Lib got what he deserved.”

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

I ate the onion for a second there.

God damn, we are in the worst timeline.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Updoot, but geez I member when I used to read the onion to laugh. Darker than this morning's coffee.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Had to double check if this was satire. At this point even the craziest shit sounds like something plausible.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

It hurts how many onion articles lately almost get me. This planet is absolutely fucked.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck this article making light of something he's obviously going to try in a matter of weeks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Satirizing something and making light of something are different things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And yet both could be occurring