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Bluesky Social is a microblogging social platform being developed in conjunction with the decentralized AT Protocol. Previously invite-only, the flagship Beta app went public in February 2024. All are welcome!

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Make-up station (lemmynsfw.com)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

and i hope i start shitting gold bricks sometime soon

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Hour 5 of crying on the shitter: "I take it back! I DON'T WANT TO SHIT GOLD BRICKS ANYMORE!"

Seriously, who the hell said that first, and why does everyone just go with it? At least be reasonable and go with gold nuggets or something...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

reminds me of my favorite expression;
wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full faster

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That’s gonna hurt