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Always cracks me up (lemmynsfw.com)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of Red Dwarf:

Lister (or maybe it was Rimmer): That's a mermaid? Shouldn't it be a woman on top and fish on bottom?

Cat: No, that's the stupid way round!

Danny John-Jules absolutely crushed that role

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

HOLLY: Alright! What's happening, dudes?

CAT: We're having a really nice time. I'm dating Marilyn Monroe and also I have another girlfriend who's a mermaid. She's half woman, half fish. (He starts licking and kissing a photograph then turns round.) It's Miranda, my girlfriend.

As she comes out of the water we see the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman.

HOLLY: Somehow I'd imagined she'd be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.

CAT: No! That's a stupid way round. (He sticks out his tongue briefly and grins and waves.)

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