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[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

My favourite bit is this one from a different episode:

Fry: What's the matter compressor?

Professor Farnsworth: Nothing's the matter, Fry, now that I've turbo-charged the matter compressor.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’m partial to the joke in this episode:

[Plunging the ship deep into the ocean]

“How many atmospheres of pressure can the ship take?”

“Well it’s a space ship, so somewhere between zero and one.”

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always think back to this one:

Leela: "that guy's turning this place into some sort of 'business'"

Professor: "this isn't a business, I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor ... like a family"

I don't know why I like it so much. I could see the punchline coming but how the exchange got there makes me smile every time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the ol' "headache with pictures" quote that gets me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lol, it's not just the quote that gets me with the "headache with pictures" ... it's Leela saying something like, "you mean an idea?"

and then Fry with the weird nod reply

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yup. The whole exchange is fantastic. I do the head-nod part with my partner a lot if I struggle to explain something and she gives me a better phrasing for it (and vice versa).

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

One of my favorites was from Bender: "Oh, but you can, but you might have to 'metaphorically' make a deal with the 'devil'. And by 'devil', I mean Robot Devil, and by 'metaphorically', I mean get your coat."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I've been quoting Farnsworth's "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" a lot lately.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

When he meets real mermaids in the manga, isn't there one that looks exactly like this in the crowd?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Mermaid vs reverse-mermaid; a classic debate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Why does this dude always have crazy eyes? What's his deal?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We call them land-sea lions. I tame them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

These here are some Yankees!

How did a city with such a great airport end up at the bottom of the ocean?

I was living in Georgia when this aired, so it really hit home. My favorite episode by far.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I feel like Fry didn't try hard enough. There definitely still were options, avenues to explore. By running away he just outed himself for how vanilla he is in bed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

By running away he just outed himself for how vanilla he is in bed.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good news! It's a suppository!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yes. Stop asking.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Umbriel: This here's a volcanic vent. The water comes out at over 4000 degrees.

Fry: No Kidding....

Umbriel: Did it just get colder?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of Red Dwarf:

Lister (or maybe it was Rimmer): That's a mermaid? Shouldn't it be a woman on top and fish on bottom?

Cat: No, that's the stupid way round!

Danny John-Jules absolutely crushed that role

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yes he did. I bet he's fun as hell to hang out with too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

HOLLY: Alright! What's happening, dudes?

CAT: We're having a really nice time. I'm dating Marilyn Monroe and also I have another girlfriend who's a mermaid. She's half woman, half fish. (He starts licking and kissing a photograph then turns round.) It's Miranda, my girlfriend.

As she comes out of the water we see the top half of her is a fish, the bottom half is a woman.

HOLLY: Somehow I'd imagined she'd be a woman on top and a fish on the bottom.

CAT: No! That's a stupid way round. (He sticks out his tongue briefly and grins and waves.)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

A masterpiece, can't believe I've never heard it before.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

How was your night on the sofa?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them.. 😭 lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I also choose that guy's dead fish

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My favourite joke from this episode, and one of my favourite jokes from all of Futurama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2W64Xbt7lo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mine: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ouMV8EhR3Jw

I saw this when it first aired, and I actually rolled off my couch from laughing so hard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Incredible. Outstanding episode really

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I like my mermaids with the lady part on top and the lady part on the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

But I love sushi...