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[–] [email protected] 210 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (3 children)

instructions unclear, the banana is up my ass

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You missed the "Caution: A Bannana" sign then didn't you?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

there were three bananas before the caution sign and I slipped

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ah , you've got the instructions upside-down. I'll help...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Also, stop signs are ~~hexagonal~~ octagonal and yield signs triangular so you could notice them even when they're not facing you.

Edit: octagon/hexagon

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Red state. We can't afford the extra 2 sides.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Thanks, forgot how the shapes work lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Or when covered in snow or if the sign is badly damaged

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You must pay the rent

I can't pay the rent

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We ain't got the money for the mortgage on the farm!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This should be in drivers education in Europe

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

they are, aren't they? not with a banana ofc, but I know they are categorized based on shape and color.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drivers in Europe, and I assume most of the world, do have to have several theoretical classes about driving and safety to earn their license. Is this not the case where you live?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Yes of course. It is super rigorous. With both required extensive theoretical classes, theoretical test, required session with driving on ice, minimum hours of driving, and a driving test.

I mean't the humor for teaching it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Thats confusing.