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If your dog poops outside, do you register that dog turd with the FAA for that fraction of a second the turd is airborne as it falls from the dog's anus to the ground? (self.shittyask)
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Or do you just not do it and hope you don't go to prison for it?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if the shit weighs more than 250 grams.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well fuck, even my cat can shit out poops larger than 250 grams.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't want to know why you say that with such authority.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 1 points 4 weeks ago

I have a scale, cctv cameras and an ai that notifies me every time it catches anything pooping on camera.