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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

DM had a little trinket in a village, a straw with presditgation. He thought nothing of it, I jumped at the chance to get it.

Many sessions later we amaglmise a blade to make bannas, we finagle with the DM enough so we can get a lot of Bannas very easily.

Yet later still, someone in our party tried to tame a monster bear, whole ordeal, anyway, we get the DM to say if we get 500 gold of honey we can tame him.

I say presditgation. I make the Bannas taste like honey, we fool the bear, we pay 0 gold and got a bear.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

What is a 'banna'? I thought you might have meant 'banana', but you tripled down so now I'm not sure. The internet only tells me of the Banna Strand, a beach in Ireland

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, Banana, I misspell it so often my autocorrect doesn't correct it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You can remove the suggestion, though if you've already trained it that hard it may not stick. Just click and hold on the incorrect spelling and drag to a trashcan that will pop up

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I make the Bannas taste like honey

The internet only tells me of the Banna Strand

There's always honey in the Banna Strand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Eric. Of Troy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was your DM happy about this turn of events? Mine would litterally introduced the beggar with rats on the next turn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He loved we where able to think of something he didn't account for whatsoever and that the strawominous wasn't just a side piece

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, he relishes the challenge of us trying to beat him at his own game.