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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Boy ghosts come from candles, girl ghosts come from Keiko OBrien didn't you watch the sex Ed holofilmstrip in school?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Holy shit that was obnoxious to scroll past

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

It's a super natural lubricant