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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Based on context, that's a deleted scene from episode 14 of season 7 of ST:TNG...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm using my imagination to try to figure out what the ghost is doing ..... also .... is the ghost right side up? ... or upside down?

... also it just looks like Green Goblin on his tiptoes motorboating Dr. Crusher

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's... about to get all up inside her...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he's about to...crush'er!

YYYEAHHH

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Yeah shut up Wesley, and pass me the binoculars

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"I'm something of a motorboat myself."

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Do you not?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's what mommy taught me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"The dog farted! I just happened to be looking at his asshole when he did it. I thought maybe he was just doing some kind of deep breathing exercise."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You made me snort and a little bit of nose juice came out. Bravo sir.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.

I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.

This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

The Entity, you're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus, for an 80's movie that's actually quite terrifying

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Cinemax was fucking wild.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why would you do that to us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I HAD TO WATCH IT WITH MY PARENTS!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the guy in that film looks like the idiot guy from die hard that tried to smooth talk his way with Hans and the gang. "hey... John boy."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Also happened in hallow man

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

What a rollercoaster of a comment

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's... Um... Well, see... A lot of Hentai does this...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I... Didn't need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain...

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Ectoplasm everywhere

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

The stories hotel maids could tell...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Sub Rosa approved

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Thanks, Dr. Crusher

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Idk about you, but I would knock first.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Someone's already at the back door

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That's how the ghost knows you're about to cum

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I will not imagine that!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

So, Scary Movie?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That's just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"You take all your emotions! All your pain, all your love, all your passion, all your rage! Just push it all the way down into the pit of your stomach! And then let it explode, like a reactor!"

Yeah, that's getting a new meaning now.

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