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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No this is Patrick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And what do Krabby Patties have? Onions.