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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've ingrained this in my brain by doing hand motions whenever I say "port and starboard". I throw my left hand out to my left when I say port and right hand when I say starboard. The muscle memory stops me from forgetting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, just punched my first mate in the groin.