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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have a signed copy of the Bible.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

(Joke stolen from Red Dwarf series 2, episode 2, "Better Than Life".)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have to be careful with those. I heard that YHWH has whole sweatshops full of elves copying his signature, and they sell these Bibles to tourists to raise money for yacht parties ("YHWH YCHT PRTY YOLO NSFW IRL!!!").