this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd rather be isolated than dead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Depends. Will I still have my glasses, now that I have time to read all the books in the library?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not saying I'd rather be dead (oftentimes I would), but there's some things money, time, and success can't fix. Like for example: if you fuck a goat, you are a goat fucker for life.