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If a woman points her vagina in your direction in a Stand Your Ground state is it still sexual assault? (self.shittyask)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

well it's possible to point a butt even though a butthole is a hole. Here are multiple instances of proof of buttholes pooping on things they are pointing at:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiVsCzRJKaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjphOIR5OZY

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hd9xxeSvq5Y

now that we've established that it's possible to point a hole at something now I just need a woman to, idk, point her vagina at me and threaten to cum unless I give her my wallet? Is that how a vagina works? I thought vaginas had little penises inside them anyway but every time I try to study a vagina diagram it just looks more confusing than the type of math with greek letters in it and my brain crashes to bluescreen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wowwww...

Go smoke a joint or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think he needs to unsmoke a joint...or several.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 1 points 4 days ago

Another nonbeliever destroyed with facts, logic and proof. Ass cum poop cum shit. You might need this.