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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My wife and I are in our fifties. When we got our robotic vacuum we spent a week arguing about what to name it.

Meryl Sweep

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I like how there's this unspoken rule that they qualify as just alive enough to be named.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My parents’ fridge made weird noises sometimes so my dad named it

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was trying to remember when I wrote the comment. I think it was Gertrude.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yep totally just sent that to my wife.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago