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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Punished for giving one-word answers instead of complete sentences.

Edit: Did yall never go to school? Typically I was expected to write complete sentences in answer to this type of bs.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Are you at least 18 years old?”

I do most emphatically and unequivocally declare unto thee that indeed, mine age doth far surpass the venerable milestone of eighteen years, that sacred threshold which doth mark the passage from youth unto the full flowering of adulthood in the eyes of law and custom.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

My head voice went from "American Midwestern nonaccent" to "southern mayor in 1850" to "southern pastor giving a sermon in 1850"

Well done.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago

If you want complete sentences, you don't ask closed ended questions

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How the hell do I answer "Are you over the age of 18?" In a complete sentence that gives more information than just "Yes"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

If I'm being honest, I was born in the year of our Lord 2005 to the most amazingly loving, caring, and down-to-earth parents a child could ever ask for. At the tender age of 18, I lived life to its fullest, moved out from my parents' house, and then a year later I turned 19 for the first and only time ever. That was a turning point in my life, after which I was and forever would be over the age of 18. So yes, emphatically yes, I am indeed over the age of 18.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ask AI!

I am 40 years old, a milestone that feels both refreshing and reflective, as I look back on the transformative journey of my life, filled with experiences that have shaped my character and values, from the carefree days of my youth spent exploring the world around me to the challenges and triumphs of adulthood that have taught me invaluable lessons about resilience, love, and the importance of pursuing my passions.

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I am 40 years old, a milestone that feels both refreshing and reflective, as I look back on the transformative journey of my life, filled with experiences that have shaped my character and values, from the carefree days of my youth spent exploring the world around me to the challenges and triumphs of adulthood that have taught me invaluable lessons about resilience, love, and the importance of pursuing my passions. In my early years, I reveled in the blissful ignorance of childhood, where every day was an adventure waiting to be discovered, whether it was climbing trees in the backyard, riding my bike down sunlit streets, or losing myself in the pages of fantastical stories that ignited my imagination.

As I transitioned into adolescence, the world became more complex, filled with the bittersweet pangs of first love, the pressures of academic expectations, and the quest for identity that so many navigate during those formative years. It was during this time that I first encountered the idea of failure—not just as a concept, but as a real experience that would become a teacher in my life. Each setback, whether it was not making the sports team or facing rejection from a friend, served to fortify my spirit, teaching me that resilience is not merely about bouncing back, but about growing stronger through adversity and embracing the lessons that come with it.

Entering adulthood brought its own set of challenges, as I pursued higher education and embarked on my professional journey. I vividly remember the sleepless nights spent studying for exams, the excitement of landing my first job, and the subsequent realization that the working world was not always as glamorous as I had imagined. Yet, it was through these experiences that I discovered my true passions, whether it was championing causes close to my heart, forming lifelong friendships, or falling deeply in love, all of which have added layers to my understanding of what it means to live a fulfilling life.

Now, at the age of 40, I find myself standing at a crossroads, where the wisdom gained from years of experience coexists with an eagerness to continue exploring new horizons. I am reminded that life is not a linear path but rather a winding road filled with unexpected turns and delightful surprises. With each passing year, I am more inclined to embrace the unknown, to seek out opportunities that spark joy, and to invest time in the relationships that enrich my life. As I reflect on my journey thus far, I am filled with gratitude for the myriad experiences that have shaped me and a sense of excitement for the adventures that still await on the horizon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

"Mate, i was born in the 1970's. Do the math"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

The answers don't need more than a one word answer. Except that last one, which shouldn't have been in the script.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How exactly do you give a complete sentence to a yes or no question?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No is a complete sentence, though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago