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Sometimes we have those little epiphanies in the shower.. sometimes they come from other places. This is a home for those epiphanies.

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"With all due respect" is a double-insult. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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When someone says "With all due respect...", they'll inevitably follow it with an insult. In that case, the person is therefore also implying that the recipient is due NO respect since they're insulting them. Boom, double-roast. Maybe obvious, but apparently not to me... with all due respect to me.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No offense. But I'm completely going to offend you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No offense, but this comment sucks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes offense, but this comment is great and so are you <3

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No offense, but I was lying. I wish you the softest animals to pet!

EDIT: Wait, you're a different person! Still...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I already have one :3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yay! 🤩 I love and I would die to protect them.