baggachipz

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 46 minutes ago

Looking forward to using the BFG on robo-trump

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Gray’s Sports Almanac.

 
[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

“You’re fired”

“You’re hired back, but sit there and do nothing.”

EFFICIENCY

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

buyed

🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

She just needs a little help and then we can be together

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If trump had lost the election, he would be in jail and Elon would have been destroyed. Instead, we got… this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

In Mayan culture, people with big noses were attractive and powerful. So when nobles had a baby and the head was still soft, they would push inward on the forehead in order to force the nose outward. That’s why you always see Mayan kings depicted with a really sloped forehead and big nose:

https://mayaruins.com/palenque/j2_2073.jpg

Anyway, maybe this guy is Mayan, in which case he’s killin’ it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Watch out bro, she’s been DM’ing me

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (5 children)

“Accused”? It couldn’t be more obvious.

It’s nothing new; I worked in a call center 15 years ago where the algorithms were designed to work them as hard as possible and steal commissions because they were too tired to pay attention. I should know because they told me to do that, I refused, and was fired for it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Hilariously, the Spice channel was the OG porn cable channel.

 

I always hated this cheap plastic one we had, if you shifted it would slide around and the little feet would slide off the rim. So I went to Lowe’s and bought a wood one, then installed it. It’s much better.

 
 

March 30, 2016. I arrived to the Tesla showroom/service facility at 7am to a line of about 30 people already camped out. A local Tesla fan club was handing out donuts and coffee. Tesla store employees were handing out whatever swag they had in stock; I got a nice pen.

Then, the line grew… and grew. Hundreds of fans wrapped around the building as we all eagerly awaited plunking down $1000 sight-unseen for a car. It seemed insane, but I wanted nothing else. It was a jovial, exciting party, and we were all there for the same reason. Then, the doors opened and it was electric (heh).

The order system couldn’t keep up, as every customer rapidly put in their reservation as quickly as possible to allow the next person to get theirs. I excitedly rushed home and bought as much TSLA stock as I could afford.

The next night was just as exciting, as I saw the grand reveal. The car was different, but beautiful. It was exactly what I wanted. Other people felt the same.

Then came the excruciating wait, as the company struggled to start production and avoid bankruptcy. People on the subreddit coordinated volunteer opportunities to assist Tesla in any way possible. We were all in this together.

Once deliveries started, it was again like Christmas morning. I got a call from a weary rep that my new baby was ready to deliver. One more painful week, and I was driving my amazing new whip away from the center, cheering to myself. I was hot shit as I turned heads around town in my low-VIN Magic Future Machine. Despite some early part replacements under warranty, it’s been a great car.

Which brings us to today. I’m now embarrassed to pull it out of my garage, despite the fact that lots of Teslas are tooting around town. I roll my eyes at the couple Cybertrucks I see. I want to put one of those “bought this before…” stickers on the bumper, but that seems kind of corny to me. My friends mock my Swasticar. I want to get rid of it, but I have no car payment and can’t be dropping the cash on something else. Even a used Polestar 2 would be $10,000 out of pocket. I’m sure there will be a rush on other EVs anyway.

I’m left with a perfectly good car that tells everybody that I’m an evil racist who supports the destruction of the better world I hoped to hasten with my original purchase. I don’t know what to do. What do owners like me (I assume there are many) suggest? Do we just live with our mistake?

 
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I know there was some schism and moving of instances, but beyond that I can’t deduce what happened/is happening.

 

Not really surprising, but sad to see.

 

Like, what the fuck. Waiting rooms, libraries, movie theaters, on and on. That same fucking Samsung notification sound, at volume 11/10. For every notification every 20 seconds as Fox/CNN/QVC forces more and more bullshit on you and therefore us. Do you not know that you’re pissing everyone off? Do you not care? I hope it’s because you’re too stupid to turn off sound notifications, but the high volume suggests that you like it and want more. Your generation was the one making us be quiet in public spaces and now you ruin them for everybody. Seriously, fuck you.

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