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Fox news trying to explain github. (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

whip it good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

break yo mommas back

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bop it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

flip it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Will Riker enters the chat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Could be a trusty rump bone