Fox News viewers would need the concept of "sharing" explained to them first.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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Sharing is a type of communism, of course.
Get that damn code Communism out of my country! No more Forking or Cloning! No more importing libraries either! We're going to build a big beautiful firewall and export all the unsigned binaries. Make Assembly Great Again! And no terminating projects because apps begin at compilation.
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It doesn't matter. None of faux news viewers can read.
Dafuq is an e-note.
A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.
Go fork yourself.
You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply
unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep
Write it
cut it
paste it
save it
load it
check it
quick, rewrite it
Plug it
play it
burn it
rip it
drag it
drop it
zip
unzip it
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An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.
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reposotory
A reposotory is a suppository you can share with others when asked with an e-note.
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Why is the headline in quotes?
Because of "reasons"
Because trashy people never saw Austin Powers and updated their use of quotation marks to denote sarcasm.
Quotation marks were historically used to add emphasis to text, the way asterisks are used today. Old people who refuse to change and don't realize their way of writing is actively making fun of themselves still use them this way. These are also the people who watch Fox.
Quotation marks we're historically used ...
Meh. I am in my late sixties, and that was never proper usage. These people were merely always illiterate.
It's valid usage if you go waaay back, i.e. centuries. You also see it in some late 19th/early 20th century newsprint and ads.
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And people say LLMs will degrade our collective knowledge lol
they both will
What the hell? If they just asked ChatGPT it would have been much better:
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Repository: A folder of project files on the internet.
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Fork: Your own copy of that folder to make changes.
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Pull Request: A way to ask, “Can my changes go back into the original folder?”
To be fair ChatGPT didn't exist 12 years ago.
Oh yeah, I overlooked that detail.
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The Fox News intern probably didn't need a ton of water and the energy of a small country just to be trained, though.
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*reposortory(sic)
Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.
Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).
Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.
Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.
I think I even got the word count down.
Repository: your code.
Fork: my code.
Pull request: u want my code?
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Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.
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This physically hurts me.
I'm surprised they didn't sneak in a swipe about open source being a socialist conspiracy to undermine American ingenuity.
Yeah this is about the comprehension level I'd expect from a typical Comm major lol.
If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.
Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.
Issue: Form of insult common to this community
Woah. Things were different, at least 12 years ago.
I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.
Either that or they're doing the same amount of research they normally do. It's hard to tell.
But then why use
Term: explanation
and directly below that
"Term"-- explanation
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I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.
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At least they didn’t call it a suppository.
“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”
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