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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Wife #1"

Didn't take it well

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As long as you list the other one as "Wife A" so that neither feels inferior.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Or or, the fighting mongooses! That's a cool name!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My rebuttal of "what, you wanna be #2" did nothing to ease the tension

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Omg, you went for it. You've got balls of steel, my man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

"Ohh, but my phone puts last names before first names. I actually wrote you in as #1 Wife, because you're the best wife in the world!"