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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Planes are safer. Plus, TSA is the only way I get any sexual contact. I'm not giving that up.

EDIT: Y'all are free to look this up. Planes safer per mile and trains safer per trip. Pick which stat you want to use.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Planes are safer.

Americans unironically believe stupid shit like this, hilarious

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Planes are not safer than rail. Definitely not if you fly Boeing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ok but you still haven't said anything about sexual contact 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Asking nicely can go a long way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Rail and aviation are pretty much on par. Both are far far much safer than road traffic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

American trains are safe, they're just really slow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

More of a joke.

American trains do suck compared to other trains.