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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Perhaps the only valid use for glitter

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Should try that die they use when you steal shit. That stuff lasts forever. How does one bulk buy that. Nothing a squirty water bottle, water gun or balloon couldn't handle either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Super soaker!

Let's do it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately a water gun would probably give them reason to shoot you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve wanted to suggest things like this, only frustration I can think of is, could you risk glittering an innocent bystander and having people accuse them of being ICE later.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The diet version of Brad Pitt making a swastika scar on nazi foreheads so they can't take it off like their uniforms in inglorious bastards.