Dad Jokes

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I found a wallet containing a nice sum of money. (lazysoci.al)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Dumb dad here. Heeeelp. What's the joke I'm so obviously missing?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

My dad once picked up a beautiful hitchhiker. In the course of the drive she claimed to be a witch who could turn him into anything she wanted. My father, being very skeptical, asked her to prove it. She whispered some magic words in his ear and, sure enough, he turned into a motel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Expand the view for the punchline.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you! I didn't realize part of the joke was hidden on my app.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

YW. Took me a minute to sort it out as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This. You're the real hero.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed to go to the comments