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Kristi Noem Says Cannibal Ate Himself on ICE Deportation Flight (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

kristi noem getting her brain warped from all that botox, and plastic surgery.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly?

She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Sorry, I'm Italian and I don't know what that means.