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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

[–] 21Cabbage 6 points 2 hours ago

So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I'm no longer sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 28 minutes ago

Hello boys.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

Yeah this isn't the first time ever

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago

Honestly?

She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

His name was Hannibal Lector.

Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 hours ago

The "late, great" Hannibal Lector.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago

Pizza the Hut?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago