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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

I think the original line was:

"I want to have your abortion"

But it was cut because it was deemed to krass.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  1. crass*, FFS. (and too*, while I'm at it)
  2. If by "cut", you mean "not included", then that's a whole other can of worms re: your comprehension of this shared reality we live in.
[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Krass is German.

Yes, "not included" like you when people want to have fun and form friendships.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Krass is German.

That doesn’t change that the English spelling is crass.

Also, https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/crass says crass made its way from Latin via French to English, not German. Always with a C, btw.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

c not as fun as k. no one cares. spelling is for comand line. The rest is jazz. Talking by the numbers is for the coffin-hearted.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

If spelling doesn't matter, why then are all your other words properly spelled in their English form.

And you used proper capitalization and spaces.

Don't be disingenuous.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I am a fully genuine fiction writer. I am fully candid about the neccesity of fun.

Language is a conductive medium that behaves bizzarely depending on environmental conditions.

Spelling matters for comandline, translation.

My tongue nor typewriter are region-locked. They are drunken and given to singing.

No need to mind. :3 Fortunately plants look great in bauhaus.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps what sets me apart from some first language english speakers is that I don't necessarily treat it as superior in value to other languages, even dowm to the phonym. I just want to create and communicate.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Krass is German.

c not as fun as k.

That’s the worst attempt at Motte-and-bailey I’ve ever seen.

no one cares.

This conversation proves otherwise.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

idk I'm going to let my commement hang around and see if any other pirates jump on or upvote :3

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I want to argue, but I have to admit that your English is far better than my German.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

where are you coming from? i'm sure youre english is better than my kreaol, german, or russian.

Just more of a hedonist when it comes to vocabulary, yk?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

And I think that comes from French via the Norman invasion of 1066.

C vs K is a major distinction of language families too, I forget the terminology for it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you could stop smelling your own farts for a second you would see why that doesn't matter.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/krass

The spelling krass has been the prescribed spelling since the German spelling reform of 1996 (the Rechtschreibreform).

Get fucked.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You’re absolutely right! Those dumb English people are wrong for not adhering to the German spelling reform. How dare they?

Also the spelling reform only changed the previous ß to a ss. The spelling reform has nothing to do with the c/k debate. What was your point again other than brainless insults?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, you are dumb because you can't follow a simple conversation that is still written out.

I was using German. Doesn't matter how the English spelling is.

That is too difficult for you to understand. With all your Arroganz, that is too much for you.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Sheiße. 😭

Entschuldigung. It's a risky day for sanity out here in the soon-to-be-wasteland of a nation. I could've been kinder instead of acting like one. ^(Wortspiel^ ^ftw?)^ 🙇🏼‍♂️🥲

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

What part are you not parsing?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The whole thing.

What nation? Act as what? What is that Wortspiel ftw thing supposed to mean with that formating?

You seem to already have lost your sanity because this reads like something you find written in feces on a asylum wall.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ohhh, you are an asshole. My bad. You can kindly fuck off now, cupcake. 🤣

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

You might want to make sure your comment has perfect grammar if you're gonna be "that guy"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Feel better about yourself, kitten? 🤣

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's rich coming from the person who was previously correcting a stranger's grammar in an unnecessarily aggressive tone.

Sounds kind of like projection..

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The fuck do you think? Are you?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You seem distressed. It was a legitimate question.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Then, I appreciate the compassionate effort. My response is no less genuine — and the downvote dogpile can gargle a bag o' dicks.

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