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[-] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago

The good news: He can park wherever he wants.

The bad news: His brainwaves reveal a specific pattern indicating he will grow up protecting the rich, monopolising violence, and may develop an unhealthy appetite for oppression. It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

sad that boomers are still being born

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

According to the Internet, anyone over 20 is a boomer.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

fuck. i am a millennial boomer, hahahahah.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m a pterodactyl bone.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol I came to the comments about to make a "Assigned Cop At Birth" joke

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is that last line saying the husband is going to leave the wife after hearing their kid was going to be a little shit?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

ACAB

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