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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The good news: He can park wherever he wants.

The bad news: His brainwaves reveal a specific pattern indicating he will grow up protecting the rich, monopolising violence, and may develop an unhealthy appetite for oppression. It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

sad that boomers are still being born

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

According to the Internet, anyone over 20 is a boomer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fuck. i am a millennial boomer, hahahahah.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I’m a pterodactyl bone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol I came to the comments about to make a "Assigned Cop At Birth" joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that last line saying the husband is going to leave the wife after hearing their kid was going to be a little shit?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.

ACAB

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Oh god, he's gonna be a diplomat?? 😭

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

what is this type of meme called? need more of them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Depends? The stock photo format is "you don't surf", but the style of joke is some kind of trope I don't remember off the top of my head.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

A bit 🤏 dank

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Oh, it's a "he's handicapped" joke. Didn't get it at first because being able to use handicapped spaces isn't even close to being allowed to park wherever you want.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Except for those stupid “mothers with child” spots at the grocery store

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

...as long as it's at a cemetery.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The bad news; your son has cancer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Or a few chromosomes too much