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[–] [email protected] 150 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm from Ukraine but Russian is my native language.

No, it isn't so. Doesn't even look like a very bad translation. Just no.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Why are you leaving us hanging? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

What would be a more accurate phrase?

[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 days ago

┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ) I can't afford a new table dude

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Не лезь"

Means: Don't crawl / don't break into this / mind your own business

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Nothing. There isn't any idiom for that.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

You don’t a single idiom for “mind your own business”? Wild, but ok.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well there is the "not your doggy business" (as in, you're the dog/bitch, and this is not your fucking business), but it's rarely used now and it's also not super special

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Or just "Not your business", when not being rude.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

That will teach them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Might I suggest: Tebya ne trakhnut, tak chto ne verti zadnitsey

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do I need to flip another table and make @[email protected] sad or are you gonna tell us what that would roughly translate to?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

According to Google Translate, "You can't get fucked, so don't shake your ass"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Uh… theyarethesamepicture.jpg

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Не твоё дело (literally translated to "not your business/deal")

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

French one is actually mostly correct, but the expression is not used that much

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I use it very often. It might be a region thing. I am from the north.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm from Lorraine; we use it quite often.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

oh putain gros un Lorrain comment qu'c'est gros ça geht’s mollllllllllllllll!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh putain deux lorrains, comment qu'c'est les gros ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ça gehts les gros ! Qui a une schmer ?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

hard to translate in English but in QC would you say "criss moi patience"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I believe you but I like it so much that I'm gonna start using it anyway.