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[–] [email protected] 423 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

[–] [email protected] 152 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 136 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
  • Auswitch statement
  • V2latile variable
  • Goebboolean
  • Zyklon C++
  • Left shift, Reich shift
  • Open and close Parenzer
  • Iron Cross-compiler
[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago

Thanks I hate it!

[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 days ago

if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }

[–] Taiatari 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

/s obviously

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Require traditional 1933 solutions!