Programmer Humor

The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.

I'm convinced this man has never used a computer

Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it'll print out the code and it'll land on Elon's desk.

Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you're fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.

I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(

This man opens bin files in notepad

"Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file's source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??"

I've been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There's needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed "poptech" or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.

The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.

The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.

Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

*these are rhetorical questions

The files are in the computer?

ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open

This just confirms Twitter is a 1M line BASIC program.

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

sounds like a very productive team💀

No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

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Notice how it's suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered

Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

Yeah, that's definitely a thing that is perfectly legal to do. Your company will definitely be fine with that.

# Checking validity of each file
for file in directory:
  content = file.read()
  for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
    if keywords in content:
      return True

# File is Invalid and fake news
return False

i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

please don’t use grok.

elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

please don’t use grok.

So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?