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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I did BASIC on the Apple IIe, then TurboBasic, Visual Basic (3, 4, 5 and 6 with some C in there somewhere), VB.Net, C#, Java, Objective-C and finally QT. Now I drive a school bus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Omg you landed my dream job. Another couple years and I can quit this desk shit and go make kids lives better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol "landed". We are fucking desperate for drivers. So desperate that one of our drivers totaled two cars in one day last year and didn't even get suspended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah probably similar a lot of places. It is the same here. Always signs up everywhere begging for bus drivers. Crazy