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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If it is any consolation for anyone: He won't be able to piss normally for the rest of his life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did I miss something that happened?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It's a known side effect of Ketamine abuse that the complete urinary genital system gets inflamed. Guys basically having a continuous cystitis and much more for the rest of his life - and he confirmed that to some degree.