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[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

“Thank God you’re back, Doctor. ER received a patient with blunt chest trauma, he’s unresponsive and vitals are unstable. The imaging shows organ damage, possibly lung hemorrhage. They’re being prepped for emergency surgery now, the anesthesiologist will brief you in Room E109.”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Scalpel...

Suction...

Fry...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

"As long as you maintain sterile field, I don't see any problem with it. Someone grab an extra scrub-tech to feed this doctor their cheese fries! They got a life to save!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Q: What do you call a doctor who is three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon?

A: Doctor.