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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Work as a waiter (lemmynsfw.com)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“Hold my beer.”

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

*cheese fries

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Scalpel...

Suction...

Fry...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

"As long as you maintain sterile field, I don't see any problem with it. Someone grab an extra scrub-tech to feed this doctor their cheese fries! They got a life to save!"