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[-] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago

9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!

[-] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

Can you convert that to tennis balls? I can't do this math on my own

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Somewhere between 150 and 160, depending on the tennis balls. Hope this helps

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=9kg+%2F+mass+of+a+tennis+ball

Edit: Additionally, that's about 63½ European swallows, assuming an average weight of 5 ounces. Given that a European swallow must beat its wings 43 times per second to maintain airspeed velocity, it'd be a proper racket.

Tap for spoilerThose numbers are from monty python and the holy grail and are very wrong. I am spreading misinformation online.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

And if it's an African swallow?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not covered in the film and I refuse to get my information anywhere other than Monty Python. The mass of an african swallow is therefore unknowable.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Society is to blame

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I'm upset that I can only like this once.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It's seventy-nine sticks of butter, plus a pat or two

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Aka 6 "knobs," according to Gordon Ramsey.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

aka "the bare minimum"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

The only units I understand are bananas or bald eagles. Please adjust accordingly

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I used robots and the answer was 160 tennis balls, which is actually much less than I expected.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

I feel like someone should have noticed. I'm pretty sure I've never seen someone wearing a twenty pound necklace.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I always knew Roughneck McGee would meet a tragic end. Ironically he wasn't even wearing his BIG necklace.

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