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Pizza! Pizza! (slrpnk.net)
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[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago

I was a dollar tree store manager and took different route

"Sir! Sir, you have beautiful eyes don't risk that. Let it go"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Plot twist: "Sir" was one of your staff. On-brand WTF for Dullard Tree, 100% πŸ˜…

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Close. The other fighter was staff. A man named Phillip. The person who started the fight had nice eyes tho

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

^jesus^ You took his eyes as payment? πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ I knew there was a catch. There's always a catch.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Turn around bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

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this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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