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[-] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

The one with the ‘merica fuck yea’ speech? Yeah.

John: Because... I... am an American. And what does an American want? Democracy? CAPITALISM! I WANT TO SELL OUT AND SETTLE DOWN! FOR ONE DAY ONLY - IT'S A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON AISLE 3! My wormhole technology - and - a free set of steak knives for all the tea in China. And anything you - can imagine - to pay - me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

He's also strapped a hydrogen bomb to his belt.

Almost like it's somewhat satirical or something.

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